Feminists Use the Washing Machine

Well, I just pulled my bra out of my new bra bag designed to protect my dainty underthing from the horrors of the washing machine and it came out all pilled.  Stupid piece of crap!!!!  The bra not the bag.  The bra says to wash by hand.  What and get my corset dirty?!?  I own about 12 bras at a time and if I know a big trip is coming up I won't throw some away so I can get up to 15 or 16 and I chuck them on the trip.  I DO NOT, NOR HAVE I EVER "RINSED" OUT MY UNDERTHINGS!!!  I do not plan to start now.
Now here's the part I don't understand.  Women tell me they rinse their things all the time.  On like a daily basis.  Why?  No man in his right mind would wear underwear that needs to be hand washed.  He may on a trip decide to go that route, after wearing them right side then wrong side out first, but on a daily basis never.  His time is far too valuable.  Regardless, of what the actual value of his time is.  Why can't women get that?  Why do we agree to rent our clothes by buying stuff that can only be worn once and then has to be dry cleaned.  Why?  You want to be equal, stop buying into these stupid notions of feminity and use the damn washing machine.  Tell the store clerk that your time is valuable and you want something machine washable. 
Hand wash my butt, and thats all I hand wash.

EMU! Yum?

So I had Emu for thanksgiving dinner.  Yep, that's a little different.  It was pretty good though.  Lean and beef-like, it was tender and juicy.  Kind of weird though eating a meat you've never had before.  You never know what it's going to taste like, how the texture is going to be.  It's a complete surprise, even when you have some expectation.  You've been told beef, you look it up and get told beef, it even looks like beef, but your head, your logical, know-it-all head says, bird.  It makes me wonder what goes on in the heads of tofu-meat eaters that allows them to think meat when they know, believe and are committed to the fact that they are eating tofu.  Interesting.